The Republic of Lebanon Arab Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ahmad with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.257 billion Lebanese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tripoli. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lebanon Arab Republician economy, worth 151 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,677 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lebanon Arab Republic's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lebanon Arab Republic is ranked 7,785^th in the world and 13^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 124.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.